Tuesday, March 14, 2017

STORY TIME: My Mailman Keeps Bringing Me Salsa

I'm furious.

The mailman said he wouldn't do it again.

My mailman keeps doing it.

My mailman keeps bringing me salsa.


What's this guy's deal?  I didn't order any salsa.  My mailman is a jerk.

Of course I like salsa.  I bought some last week at the store.  I didn't order any online though.

He should know that.  He's my mailman.

I've never ordered salsa online.  My mailman keeps bringing it though.

Everyday, I wait.  Everyday, I get salsa.

What's this guy's deal?  I ordered a package on Amazon.  I ordered some DVDs.

I like salsa, don't get me wrong.

Just not in the mail though.

THE END