STORY TIME: No One Wants To Arm Wrestle Me At Math Camp

I'm so mad.  No one wants to arm wrestle me at this math camp.  I am much stronger than all of these children.  These kids don't care about arm wrestling at all.  I can tell that none of them have seen Pumping Iron OR Generation Iron.  These are textbook examples of great bodybuilding documentaries.

The only thing these lames care about is the Fibonacci Sequence.  Ugh! Boring.  Do you think Branch Warren got where he is today by caring about Italian mathematician Leonardo of Pisa?  Anyone can draw a dang spiral.

Also, no one besides me has even attempted the ropes course at math camp.

I guess this is what I get for being a 26-year old man who accidentally signed up for a middle school mathematics summer program.

I'm sick of these smarty-pants kids.  Take your math and shove it, Fibonacci!  I don't need you.  I'm going over to poetry camp to see what they're up too.

Math is for chumps.  Poetry is for closers!

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