STORY TIME: If King Arthur Were Here Today, He'd Probably Be Confused By A Bowflex

I was just thinking.  Do you remember that guy, King Arthur?  You know, the guy with who pulled the sword out of the stone?  Do you remember that guy? 

If that guy were around today, I bet he'd be really confused by a Bowflex.  I mean, that guy would have no freaking clue how to work a dang Bowflex.  He'd probably think a Bowflex was some kind of medieval torture device or something.

I bet someone would have to go up to him and say, "Uh, King Arthur, sir.  In 2017, we put ourselves through a different kind of torture...it's called exercise."

Man, it would be really be funny if someone did that.

King Arthur would not see that coming.  Just picture it, King Arthur, the guy from the stories, trying to use a Bowflex.  Wow, that would be so funny.  He wouldn't have any workout clothes or anything.  That would make it funnier perhaps.

Imagine King Arthur in the gym.  Everyone's just working out regularly and this man is just in there with a long flowing robe and a stupid crown.  Talk about juxtaposition.

Hey.  Is King Arthur the same king as the king from Burger King?  Listen, I know it's not the exact same guy but did they base the Burger King off of him?

Who knows.  Anyway, I think my break is almost over.  I'll see you around.

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