STORY TIME: Alex Fails Gym

Alex was absolutely terrible at gym.

Alex was bad at gym because Alex was obese.  That's pretty normal, obesity effects around 17% of children ages 2-19.

Alex didn't care though.  He was still very confident in himself.

Alex disliked gym more than anything.  He disliked his teacher.  He disliked getting made fun of by his classmates.  He couldn't stand being in gym class.

One night, Alex built a robot to replace him in gym.

This robot's name was Alex-Bot 2000.  Alex-Bot 2000 was a perfect replica of Alex.  Alex-Bot wore glasses and he loved wearing Dragon Ball Z stuff.  Everyone at school was convinced Alex-Bot was Alex.

Alex loved staying home and watching the camera mounted to Alex-Bot's head.  Everyone at school through it was Alex with a Go-Pro strapped to his head.

However, it wasn't.  It was a robot with a Go-Pro strapped to it's head.  Everyone was completely fooled.

Alex-Bot's main problem was that he was a jerk.  He said really vile things to his teachers and fellow students.

Alex-Bot was really rude.  He called people names.  He gave wedgies.  He even spat on a kid once.

If everyone knew Alex-Bot was a robot, maybe they would be more understanding.  Alex-Bot doesn't have any emotions or any empathy because he's not human.

Alex-Bot was basically a sociopath.  One day, Alex-Bot told a girl she was ugly.  Mr. Peterson took Alex-Bot aside and told him to apologize.

Alex-Bot gave Mr. Peterson a wedgie.  Then he told him to "get bent".

Mr. Peterson failed Alex for this.

Alex's life was over.

He got a job at the DMV.  He lived alone all his life.

Then one morning he died.

Three years later, Alex-Bot became President of the World because he "told it like it was".

THE END