Thursday, June 1, 2017

STORY TIME: I'm Not Sure What I'm Typing Right Now Because I'm Illiterate


I'm so illiterate and dumb it's not even funny.  I am so mad that i'm illiterate.  I can't read at all.  Hopefully, some of this makes sense.  I need a hobby that's not being mad that I can't read. 

Do you have to read to become a sailor?  I bet they have charts.  Damn, I kind of wanted to be a sailor for a second there.

Hopefully, my ignorance and sheer lack of literacy isn't bothering you as a reader.  I'd really like to be literate.  

This sucks man.  However, learning to read is worse.



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