Honesty is always the best policy.
And that's how I handle Rob Thomas.
I'm not going to sugarcoat this. Here's what happened:
Rob and I were friends. We used to hang out at my condo and play video games all time time. I loved having him over. We even talked about writing a screenplay together.
Then something weird happened. Rob and I were playing video games one day and I was booting up the Xbox and Rob goes, "So...I guess you're player one today?" I was a little surprised.
I replied, "Yeah, it's my system. I'm always player one."
Then Rob Thomas goes, "Well, why can't I be player one?"
"It's my system and I'm letting you use it. At least give me the courtesy of being player one. I would do the same thing at your house, Rob Thomas."
"Alright, fine." Rob Thomas said. He paused, then dropped a bomb. "Well, when I get my Xbox. I'm probably not going to invite you over."
"What?" I was shocked, "Rob Thomas, are you serious right now?" I couldn't believe it.
"Also, remember last time I was over?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Remember when I asked to borrow a pair of basketball shorts?
"What about them?"
"Well, I like how they fit and I plan on keeping them."
"Rob Thomas, get out of my house right now."
That was the last time I saw Rob Thomas. I will never again let Rob Thomas ruin my evening.
THE END
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