STORY TIME: My Community Disowned Me For Falling In Love With My Tortoise

Falling in love with a tortoise is a sin, apparently.

I don't see anything wrong with it, personally.  However, I may be biased, seeing as I'm in love with my tortoise.

My community is mean.

What's wrong with a little tortoise love?  You look at a picture of a tortoise and try not to fall in love with it.  I dare you.

I'm waiting.  See, it's impossible.

My community should have rallied around me and my tortoise.  Instead, they've disowned me.

This is messed up.  I'm moving to a more tortoise-friendly neighborhood.

Did I mention I'm a turtle?

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