STORY TIME: My Weed Eater Thinks I'm A Weed

I've never been this scared.

A picture of me

My weed eater thinks I'm a weed.  Do I look like a weed to you?  I'm a Pokemon, for goodness sakes.  I'm not a weed.  I just want to weed-eat my yard in peace but my weed eater thinks I'm a weed.

Do you realize how messed up this is?

It's messed up!  I'm not a weed.  Look at me.  I have roots, I have leaves (weed qualities for sure) but I'm not a weed!  I swear.

My weed eater is a jerk.  He only eats weeds (and tries to eat me).  Can't he go eat some other food???  Like hardtack or perhaps Teddy Grahams.  What's this guys problem?

I'm going inside.  Hopefully, this weed eater will finally come around.

THE END