Ok. First off, I'd like to apologize to my children and my wife. I messed up pretty bad. I thought we were moving to Cleveland, Ohio. My wife Kristen is from Cleveland and Kristen's parents live in Lakewood and we wanted to be closer to them.
I messed up. I accidentally got a job and a house in Cleveland, Tennessee instead. It was on accident. What made it worse was that I put Cleveland into Google Maps and it autocorrected to Cleveland, Tennessee. We drove down here on accident as well.
Everyone is very mad at me and I totally get it. I would be mad too. I thought we were moving to Cleveland, Ohio. I mean, I'm not a huge Browns fan but I think I could warm up to them eventually.
Man! This is a bad situation.
I guess Cleveland, Tennessee is pretty nice too. Well, I mean we already have a house here. I have a good job down here as well.
Maybe I could convince Kristen's parents to move down here. As for the kids, I could just trick them into thinking this is Cleveland, Ohio. All of the signs say Cleveland already.
I'm definintely willing to do a Truman Show-type thing on my kids.
Is that bad? To do a Truman Show thing to my kids to not have to move to Cleveland, Ohio? idk.
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