STORY TIME: Eat'n Park Has Good Cookies...But I Just Read Online They Use Dead Pony Bones To Make The Icing

Eat'n Park is a regional restaurant chain with locations in western Pennsylvania, eastern Ohio and West Virginia.

They have pretty decent food.  They also have ATMs at every location which is very convenient.  The ATMs were originally owned by SkyBank but then in 2007, Huntington Bank bought SkyBank.  Classic Huntington.  The ATMs are now operated by a third-party company known as Allpoint.  Allpoint was founded in 2003.

None of this is that important compared to what I'm about to say next.  The thing about Eat'n Park that is the most important is their cookies.  Everyone loves these cookies.  They have smiley faces on them.  There's a blue smiley one and a yellow one and a red one, I think.  People go nuts for these.

Here's a Steelers one.  People like this one.

Well anyway.  I read online when I was on Facebook at work that they make the frosting from freaking dead pony bones.  Isn't that gross?  This guy in Altoona gives these ponies the Eat'n Park cookies and they keel over and just die.  It's horrible really.  These Eat'n Parkers are just crazy really.  Can you believe this weird guy takes all these pony bones and sends 'em out in barrels to the 69 various Eat'n Park locations all across Western PA and freakin' West Virginia and out to Youngstown and freakin' Wheeling and all the way out to freakin' Canton?

What's wrong with this guy?  He's messed up, that's for sure.

Well that's what I read anyway.  

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