STORY TIME: The Straw Man Argument

THE CASE FOR A STRAW MAN

Number 1: Crows

Crows keep coming and taking our crops.  A straw man would stop them.

Number 2: It Looks Cool

Having a Straw Man would look cool in our yard.  We want to be cool.

Number 3: Tourism

People love Straw Men.  They would pay to see him.  We would make money.

THE CASE AGAINST A STRAW MAN

Number 1: Oh, so we don't care about crows now?  Crows are majestic birds.  They just want to eat.  Let them eat! You hate animals.

Number 2: Oh, so we just want to look cool now?  That's what this is about?  Looking cool?  All you care about is looking cool.  

Number 3: Oh, so all we care about is money now?  Money is the most important thing?  Making money?  I don't think so.  All you care about is money.

Checkmate.

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