If you are here because you like Grant Stiles and want to read more of his writing, you are in the right place! You are also wrong for liking him. He's a huge dum-dum.
Anyway, Grant started this blog at the end of 2016 in an attempt to write a story everyday. This idea was based on a concept from another much better comedian (Josh Fadem) who made a similar plan and blog.
Unfortunately, Grant was too particular and busy and lazy to finish all 365 days.
However, he did write 50 blog posts varying in style from short stories to imagined monologues to yelling. All the writing is imbued with a sense of inexplicable weirdness and dumbness. I personally don't care for it.
These stories were all written and conceived in under an hour and it shows. As the sole editor, I have no interest in editing them further. To be quite honest, I am sick of Grant Stiles.
He has failed me. I wanted 365 stories. He gave me 50 of the dumbest posts on the planet. Screw this guy.
Here are ten of his favorites:
It Feels Weird Being The Only One Vlogging At This Funeral
I Left My Son At A Restaurant on Accident to Teach Him An Important Lesson
I'm The Guy Who Invented Oregano-Flavored Oreos
Rob Thomas Ruined My Evening
Mom Won't Let Me Do Archery At Night
I Found Acclaimed Novelist Jonathan Franzen's Wallet
I Won A Contest To Have Judd Nelson Come To My School
If King Arthur Were Here Today, He'd Probably Be Confused By A Bowflex
Tommy Lasorda Keeps Showing Up At The Batting Cages To Taunt Me
Van Halen Shattered My Marriage
Best wishes in 2018 xoxox.
YOUR LOYAL EDITOR,
GASSUS H. SHARTMAN, D.D.S.
